In a development that is set to send shockwaves reverberating through the hallowed ranks of the Bunion Massive, sources close to the couple have confirmed that Tom and Charlie are expecting a child. The new and as-yet-unnamed arrival is set to join the fold — a milestone that experts are calling "inevitable, but still somehow surprising."
"Nobody expects to find a bunion in the oven — and yet, here we are."
The newcomer is understood to have no say in the matter of their friendship group membership, which has already been decided by unanimous vote. Welcome to the Bunion Massive, little one. You had no choice.